The mourning after

There is (apparently) no truth at all in the widely reported story that John Sweeney sleeps in his stained and tattered DOM raincoat. Here he is inking his stubby fingers on the Guradian whilst his dwarf Cyclopian recorder takes in the Craig Murray aftermath. The hard faced harridan from the Beeb , now dressed in a virginal white, takes on board a restorative tincture after a busy night in the shadows.
We now know the hard boiled, hatchet faced hackette is ace BBC Producer Giselle Portenir, from Canuckistan